crap? no, no. i feel like crepe. flattened, unable to rise. filled with chocolate and icing sugar
outfit for school tmrw
imagine if you lost a bet and you had to wear these every day for the rest of the schoolyear
don’t you mean won
*shows up 15 minutes late to school trial with starbucks*
life hack: want to get out of taking a math test? start chanting usa usa usa as loud as you possibly can. throw your books in the air and run out of the classroom. this even works in canada
I don’t think the word faggot is funny in any sort of way. when you say it out loud, when you call someone it, when you just read it. I’ve never in my life read a funny joke with the word faggot. it’s fucking annoying
I get up at 5 in the morning for school. it’s 10 and my grandmas friends like 6 of them walk in the door screaming “Good Morning” What the fuck? I’m trying fake sleep here you know
there is literally nothing worse than accidentally eating a really soft grape
MAYBE EXCEPT YOU WHOLE FAMILY BEING MURDERED IN FRONT OF YOUR FACE
have you ever eaten a soft grape
I’m walking to work this morning. This older gentleman says “I’ve never seen blue hair before.”
So not to be rude I smiled and said thanks, thinking the conversation was over.
"Now com’ere, witcho fine azz."